POWERTRIP

My day in the sun has arrived! At last, I am about to get my VERY OWN INTERN next week!!!! *eye gleams* Okay, actually it’s going to be my boss’ new intern but I need one more than him anyway. My feet hurt when I walk too far across the office, having an intern to hoist me around on my very own divan would help productivity tremendously. hmm.. wonder what’s new at Crate and Barrel in the Spring Divan line…

oooo, maybe I can even give it a new name. *evil glint* I wonder if it responds better to claps or fingersnaps. Got to practice the fingersnap…

Oh this is so exciting! hurrah! I will compile all of my work this week into neat piles for him/her to do next week. I’ll also prove what a helpful abuser..I mean.. mentor I am by setting an example and collating all my salons phone numbers for him/her so that he/she won’t have to hunt for them when arranging my hair appointments. What could one possibly ask more from an abu..er..mentor?