Relationship to Costume sliding scale

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Last year I was this hottie naughty schoolgirl, complete with barely there plaid skirt and knee high socks. Fast forward one year later, am now with wonderful SigOther and lookit! I’m totally covered up head to toe, in comfy warm jumpsuit – this piece is part of my regular wardrobe. It was the in thing 3 years ago and I got it from MNG berlin. And yes, I don’t care how bad MNG has gotten over the years, my loyalty will never falter.

Gone are the red platform mary janes (they also refer to women’s shoes, not just ganja) , replaced instead with hiking boots. ??

From this we surmise that the longer I am in a relationship the less slutty my costumes are. Factor in age (increasing) and there you have it, next year I’ll show up as Goodyear Tire.

No nonono ladies and gentlemen… I am not going to be one of those people who let themselves go once they’re in a relationship. Sure, I tell all my attached and married friends to do that but it’s only because I want to wipe out the competition. comparison.

Look, even SigOther has more skin showing than me. He’s the leglamp from A Christmas Story. Those back home reading this and not getting it, don’t worry. That movie is ingrained only in the tv-diets on Americans. Remember how they show Wong Fei Hong on TV3 EVERY SINGLE Chinese New Year? Well, over here they play A Christmas Story on TBS for 24 hours on Christmas day. If you get a chance to watch it, it’s pretty good.

That said, I’m off now to hunt the discount racks for slutty Halloween 07 costumes!!!!